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I HATE midgets.
Not even kidding. I am so freaked out by them. They look so weird. I was afraid that I hated midgets so much that my wife and I would have nothing but midget babies.
One time I went to an Italian restaurant and out comes this little midget who worked there carrying a pizza to give to one of the servers. I started laughing so hard that I had to leave.
They scare the shit out of me. There is this TV show called Little People Big World on TLC - holy shit! I can't stand to look at them. It makes me feel bad because they are regular humans, but they really look like little leprechauns.
Ugh.
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Posted on 2008-10-09 13:07:18Jesus Christ dude that's horrible I'm trying not to laugh.